#SimpsonizerThings

-"Cody Simpson is the new Justin Bieber"
Was he born on March 1, 1994?
Did he come out of Pattie Mallette's womb?
Is he 17?
No?

Then shut up. ♥

-Reasons why I hate going to school-
10% it starts way too early.
5% the teachers are annoying.
85% Cody Simpson doesn't go to my school. ♥

-Cody,
Ur my inspiration.
I love you.
You have taught me to never give up in anything.
You have came a long way.

Ur amazing . ♥

-CODY, I WANT TO BE UR NJY GIRL.
NO, I DONT NEED A CHAIR.

I'LL DRAG MY OWN FREAKING STOOL UP ON TO THE STAGE
AND SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF U.

I LOVE U, CODY . ♥

-Sometimes i cant believe Cody is already 15.
I've been supporting him since he was 13.
2 years have passed.

The best and the most unforgettable 2 years of my life . ♥ 

-#ImSexyBecause

Im a Simpsonizer.
Havent u heard?

Simpsonizers are as sexyy as Curdy Simpson . ♥